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catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-23 08:43 PM

無聊一問~~你用過/聽過最搞笑既遲到原因係咩??

冇啦啦諗起hahaa
我中學果陣有個同學返學遲到,,
佢寫落handbook個原因係:上學途中見到有個呀婆跌哂d橙,因為幫佢執而遲到
...................佢話係真事,而學校都真係accept!!

puiyann 發表於 2011-10-23 09:46 PM

個同學咁搞笑...不過可能係真

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-23 09:47 PM

[quote]個同學咁搞笑...不過可能係真
[size=2][color=#999999]puiyann 發表於 2011-10-23 09:46 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667474&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]

佢個樣好認真架
不過真係搞笑左D囉

human030 發表於 2011-10-23 09:53 PM

haha....咁係咪唔當佢late?

suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-23 11:01 PM

哈哈依個真係做戲咁做

suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-23 11:01 PM

[quote]佢個樣好認真架
不過真係搞笑左D囉
[size=2][color=#999999]catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-23 09:47 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667477&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    實情係真定假?

wither1234 發表於 2011-10-23 11:13 PM

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    我諗真係只有當事人先知

everyokiu6 發表於 2011-10-23 11:16 PM

返學時鄰居隻狗跟住我入咗輕鐵車箱, 要送佢返去, 所以遲到!

有同學見到, 傳到整班都知!

mayoyo44 發表於 2011-10-24 12:20 AM

都係塞車

sandyh 發表於 2011-10-24 12:58 AM

搭錯車~

sandyh 發表於 2011-10-24 12:59 AM

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    呢個好爛~

CyndiFok 發表於 2011-10-24 01:04 AM

同學仔响城門河見到屍體{:4_45:}, 但嗰死仔見到后嚇到大叫, 要途人報警, 又怕警方要佢返警局, 唔知點同阿媽講走左去城門河, 哈哈, 我地係咁笑佢

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:08 AM

[quote]佢個樣好認真架
不過真係搞笑左D囉
[size=2][color=#999999]catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-23 09:47 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667477&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    其實可能係真人真事都唔定既
不過真係太搞笑喇 {:4_51:}

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:09 AM

[quote]同學仔响城門河見到屍體, 但嗰死仔見到后嚇到大叫, 要途人報警, 又怕警方要佢返警局,  ...
[size=2][color=#999999]CyndiFok 發表於 2011-10-24 01:04 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668037&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    點解唔比得阿媽知佢左去城門河既 ?

GiselleTsang 發表於 2011-10-24 01:09 AM

我係聽過最攪笑既唔返學原因係:有壓力(小學生)

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:12 AM

[i=s] 本帖最後由 anna_bb 於 2011-10-24 01:13 AM 編輯 [/i]

[quote]實情係真定假?
[size=2][color=#999999]suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-23 11:01 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667651&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    睇怕都係假多,執番D橙要幾耐時間
唔需要搞到遲到咁誇張掛
除非阿婆個橙" look " 哂去2條街之後,佢要跑去執
OR 阿婆一次過買左500個橙,跌哂都有排執 , 除左呢2個情況之外
平時執幾個橙,我諗都唔需要用好多時間掛

CyndiFok 發表於 2011-10-24 01:13 AM

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   要返學的時候, 走去城門河同人食煙, 仲唔俾人話

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:15 AM

[quote]我係聽過最攪笑既唔返學原因係:有壓力(小學生)
[size=2][color=#999999]GiselleTsang 發表於 2011-10-24 01:09 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668045&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    而家D學生最鍾意就係話壓力,考試有壓力,做功課又話有壓力
連返學都話有壓力
我真係唔明,幾時考試讀書係無壓力架
不嬲都有架喇

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:16 AM

[quote]回復  anna_bb


   要返學的時候, 走去城門河同人食煙, 仲唔俾人話
[size=2][color=#999999]CyndiFok 發表於 2011-10-24 01:13 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668051&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    學校好近城門河架 ?

CyndiFok 發表於 2011-10-24 01:17 AM

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   係呀~~

GiselleTsang 發表於 2011-10-24 01:21 AM

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唔係咁簡單,
係老豆話佢有壓力所以唔返學

candykwan 發表於 2011-10-24 01:21 AM

笑左lor~

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:39 AM

[quote]回復  anna_bb


唔係咁簡單,
係老豆話佢有壓力所以唔返學
[size=2][color=#999999]GiselleTsang 發表於 2011-10-24 01:21 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668070&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    唔知打機過唔到關果時,佢有無壓力架呢{:4_53:}

picniclau 發表於 2011-10-24 01:55 AM

如果老師係要問的話, 唯有話肚痛!

suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-24 01:33 PM

[quote]睇怕都係假多,執番D橙要幾耐時間
唔需要搞到遲到咁誇張掛
除非阿婆個橙" look " 哂去2條街之 ...
[size=2][color=#999999]anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:12 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668049&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    哈哈太戲劇啦,可能呀婆買左好多橙==

suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-24 01:33 PM

[quote]如果老師係要問的話, 唯有話肚痛!
[size=2][color=#999999]picniclau 發表於 2011-10-24 01:55 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668132&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    我都會咁答

suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-24 01:36 PM

[quote]回復  suiyuen


    我諗真係只有當事人先知
[size=2][color=#999999]wither1234 發表於 2011-10-23 11:13 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667681&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    自己講出口都想笑啦

human030 發表於 2011-10-24 01:38 PM

[quote]返學時鄰居隻狗跟住我入

wither1234 發表於 2011-10-24 02:47 PM

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    我諗唔會架,自己都笑就係人都知係假

anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 04:14 PM

[quote]哈哈太戲劇啦,可能呀婆買左好多橙==
[size=2][color=#999999]suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-24 01:33 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668846&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    係呀, 睇黎最小都有幾百個喇{:4_53:}

creamycat 發表於 2011-10-24 04:36 PM

我想知佢遲左幾多

everyokiu6 發表於 2011-10-24 04:46 PM

[b]回復 [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668874&ptid=23402]28#[/url] [i]human030[/i] [/b]

唔知 qooza 係咪會蝕字, 個回覆同提醒內容不同既 @@ ?

human030 發表於 2011-10-24 04:54 PM

[quote]回復  human030

唔知 qooza 係咪會蝕字, 個回覆同提醒內容不同既 @@ ?
[size=2][color=#999999]everyokiu6 發表於 2011-10-24 04:46 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=669232&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]


    我唔知點解佢成日食我D字=-=
之前係投訴版講過
但都冇用

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:06 PM

[quote]haha....咁係咪唔當佢late?
[size=2][color=#999999]human030 發表於 2011-10-23 09:53 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667494&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]

學校真係受li個解釋-0-

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:11 PM

[quote]返學時鄰居隻狗跟住我入咗輕鐵車箱, 要送佢返去, 所以遲到!

有同學見到, 傳到整班都知!
[size=2][color=#999999]everyokiu6 發表於 2011-10-23 11:16 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667701&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]

HAHAA li個幾可愛呀xd

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:11 PM

[quote]哈哈依個真係做戲咁做
[size=2][color=#999999]suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-23 11:01 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667650&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]

唔知佢係唔係真架啦,不過真係好搞笑

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:11 PM

[quote]實情係真定假?
[size=2][color=#999999]suiyuen 發表於 2011-10-23 11:01 PM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=667651&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]

佢話係真,,咁我地都唔知係唔係架嘛

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:13 PM

[quote]搭錯車~
[size=2][color=#999999]sandyh 發表於 2011-10-24 12:58 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668013&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]

呀,我試過唔記得落車lor hahaa

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:13 PM

[quote]同學仔响城門河見到屍體, 但嗰死仔見到后嚇到大叫, 要途人報警, 又怕警方要佢返警局,  ...
[size=2][color=#999999]CyndiFok 發表於 2011-10-24 01:04 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668037&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]
li個好恐怖@@

catloveyouemily 發表於 2011-10-24 09:13 PM

[quote]其實可能係真人真事都唔定既
不過真係太搞笑喇 
[size=2][color=#999999]anna_bb 發表於 2011-10-24 01:08 AM[/color] [url=http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=668043&ptid=23402][img]http://lady.qooza.hk/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]
我地成班笑左佢好耐~

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